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NEW PULP FICTION TOY NEWS!! By Jarrett Kruse           13″ TALKING JULES WINNFIELD Warning: This figure is Rated M for Mature due to movie quotes containing explicit dialogue. This 13 inch tall figure of Vincent Vega from Pulp Fiction features 12 authentic and EXPLICIT movie dialogue quotes as well as a […]

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NEW PULP FICTION TOY NEWS!!

By Jarrett Kruse

 

 

 

PULP6

 

PULP5

 

PULP1

13″ TALKING JULES WINNFIELD
Warning: This figure is Rated M for Mature due to movie quotes containing explicit dialogue.

This 13 inch tall figure of Vincent Vega from Pulp Fiction features 12 authentic and EXPLICIT movie dialogue quotes as well as a custom tailored suit and accessories.

Accessories:
Removable Gun

Movie Quotes (censored for this listing) :
1. All right. Well, you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don’t mean just like in no paper cup, I’m talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald’s. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
2. Nah, man, they got the metric system. They wouldn’t know what the f*** a Quarter Pounder is.
3. They call it a ‘Royale with cheese.’
4. Play with matches, you get burned.
5. I ain’t saying it’s right, but you’re saying a foot massage don’t mean nothin’ and I’m saying it does. Now look, I’ve given a million ladies a million foot massages and they ALL meant something. Now we act like they don’t but they do, that’s whats so f*****’ cool about it. There’s a sensuous thing going on, where even if you don’t talk about it, you know, she knows it. F*****’ Marcelus knew it and Antwone should have f*****’ known better.
6. Chill Jules, this s*** happens.
7. Do you wanna continue this theological discussion in the car, or in the jailhouse with the cops?
8. Alright, it was a miracle, can we go now?
9. Aw man! I shot Marvin in the face!
10. Chill out, man! I told you it was an accident! You probably went over a bump.
11. I was washing ’em. But this s***’s hard to get off. Maybe if you had Lava, I coulda done a better job.
12. I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I’m a f*****’ race car, right, and you got me in the red. And I’m just sayin’, I’m just sayin’ that it’s f*****’ dangerous to have a race car in the f*****’ red. That’s all. I could blow.

PULP4

13″ TALKING JULES WINNFIELD

Warning: This figure is Rated M for Mature due to movie quotes containing explicit dialogue.

This 13 inch tall figure of Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction features 11 authentic and EXPLICIT movie dialogue quotes as well as a custom tailored suit and accessories.

Accessories:
Removable Gun
Briefcase
Gold Bracelet
Bad Mother F***** Wallet

Movie Quotes (censored for this listing) :
1. Touching his wife’s feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies ain’t the same f******* ballpark. It ain’t the same league, it ain’t even the same f*****’ sport. Foot massages don’t mean s***.
2. Don’t be telling me about foot massages, I’m the foot-f****** master!
3. Mmmmmmm! This IS a tasty burger!
4. Oh, I’m sorry… Did I break your concentration?
5. English, m***** f*****, do you speak it?
6. Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you m***** f*****, say what one more G****** time!
7. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
8. God came down from heaven, and stopped these mother f****** bullets.
9. We should be f*****’ dead now, my friend! What happened here was a miracle, and I want you to f****** acknowledge it!
10. I used the same f*****’ soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn’t look like no g****** Maxi-Pad!
11. Well, I’m a mushroom-cloud-layin’ m***** f*****, m***** f*****! Every time my fingers touch brain, I’m Superfly T.N.T., I’m the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE F*** AM I DOIN’ IN THE BACK? YOU’RE THE M***** F***** WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL!

PULP3

13″ TALKING BUTCH COOLIDGE

Warning: This figure is Rated M for Mature due to movie quotes containing explicit dialogue.

This 13 inch tall figure of Butch Coolidge from Pulp Fiction features 11 authentic and EXPLICIT movie dialogue quotes as well as a custom tailored jeans and bloody t-shirt outfit and accessories.

Accessories:
Father’s Watch
Samurai Sword

Movie Quotes (censored for this listing) :
1. In the fifth, my a** goes down.
2. You lookin at something, friend?
3. I’m an American Honey. Our names don’t mean s***.
4. S***! Of all the f****** things she could f****** forget, she forgets my father’s watch!
5. I specifically reminded her – bedside table! On the Kangaroo! I said the words, “Don’t forget my father’s watch.”
6. That’s how you’re gonna beat ’em, Butch. They keep underestimating you.
7. Feel that sting, big boy? That’s pride f****** with you!
8. It’s not a motorcycle baby it’s a chopper, come on let’s go!
9. Sorry baby, but I had to crash that Honda.
10. Honey, since I left you, this has been without a doubt the single weirdest f****** day of my life!
11. Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.

PULP2

13″ TALKING JIMMIE DIMMICK

Warning: This figure is Rated M for Mature due to movie quotes containing explicit dialogue.

This 13 inch tall figure of Jimmie Dimmick from Pulp Fiction features 7 authentic and EXPLICIT movie dialogue quotes as well as a custom tailored bathrobe outfit and accessories.

Accessories:
Cup of Really Good F****** Coffee
Removable Slippers

Movie Quotes (censored for this listing) :
1. Knock it off, Julie.
2. I don’t need you to tell me how f****** good my coffee is, okay? I’m the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys S***. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what’s on my mind right now? It AIN’T the coffee in my kitchen.
3. Don’t you f****** realize man that if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house I’m gonna get divorced. No marriage counseling, no trial separation, I’m gonna get f*****’ divorced.
4. Don’t f****** Jimmie me Jules!
5. You gotta make some phone calls, you gotta call some people, well then do it, and then get the f*** out of my house before she gets here!
6. You don’t want to f*** my s*** up, you’re f****** my s*** up right now. You’re gonna f*** my s*** up big time if Bonnie comes home.
7. Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks.


Jarrett

 


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